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Adrian Chiles is one of a number of confirmed supporters of yo-yo specialists, West Brom. It is unclear whether he is miserable because he supports them, or if he supports them because he's miserable. It's the chicken and the egg thing, all over again.

Match Of The Day 2

Adrian Chiles used to 'present' the nearly-useless Sunday version of Match Of The Day, on days when none of the Big Four have played. Because of the lack of actual football highlights in games between the likes of Bolton and Portsmouth, nobody who is remotely involved in the sport will ever make themselves available to present. The BBC hired Chiles for being 'distractingly twattish', so viewers wouldn't realise that twelve corners and a (deflected) shot on target do not represent worthwhile viewing.


Chiles himself is sickeningly bored by the dross he is presenting, and rarely tries to hide it. He noticably perks up when it gets to the 2 Good 2 Bad section, where he gets to fulfil his lifelong ambition of trying to be funny. 2 Good 2 Bad features football players and managers doing ridiculous things like scratching themselves, brushing their teeth or slightly slipping over.


It is well known that Chiles is intent on 'spicing it the shit up' by including more serious injuries, up to and including an Eduardo Break. He would be quite happy to get rid of the rest of the program, and just show clips of people getting hurt, while he and Lee Dixon call the victims 'numpties, buffoons and cunts'.



He formerly presented The One Show on BBC1, where he patronises anybody intelligent who on, and leers at his lady co-host, Christine Bleakley . He takes all his clothes off during the course of the show, which would be more contraversial if anybody in the country had ever managed to sit through a whole episode. His role has now been taken over by Chris Evans

Miserable Git, & Beard

Chiles is generally assumed to be a miserable git. He recently grew a beard. He shouldn't have.

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