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David Robert Joseph Beckham (born 2 May 1975 in Leytonstone, London) is a currently-active footballer, international celebrity and generally gorgeous, if not the brightest, bloke.

Playing Career[]

Beckham emerged as part of 'Fergie's Fledglings' along with a pre-moustache Gary Neville , tiny ginger wizard Paul Scholes, uncharismatic Neville Phil Neville, nails midfielder Nicky Butt, unrealistically long-serving Welshman Ryan Giggs and ridiculous L'Oreal model turned no-nonsense midfielder Robbie Savage.

He first made his name with a ridiculous 50 yard strike agaisnt Wimbledon, and quickly reached stardom due to being unfeasibly good-looking and scoring an array of bewildering free kicks in Manchester United colours.