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FA Cup
The Football Association (FA) Cup is the world’s greatest club competition. It involves every team in England, although occasionally mid-ranking Premier League teams try to ruin it by fielding weakened sides and losing -
Australian National Team
Australia is an island nation in the the Indian Ocean. Most of the country is sparsely populated by humans, but given the density of killer spiders, killer snakes, killer crocodiles and giant bouncing rats, it -
Newcastle United
Newcastle United are a Premier League club with a proud history of footballing mediocrity and administrative failure. They are regarded as one of England’s most prestigious clubs, largely by themselves. They never win any -
Sunday League
Sunday league football is the term used in Britain to describe the amateur football played on parks around the country, typically on a Sunday. The term comes from a time when domestic professional and National -
Alan Green
Alan Green is a mouthy, splenetic commentator who works on Radio Five Live, often alongside Jimmy Armfield. Green has described himself, humbly, as nothing more than a ‘fan with a microphone’. Unfortunately this means that -
Roy Keane
Roy Keane (born August 10, 1971) is a former footballer turned manager, and ongoing sociopath. An inspirational midfielder who balanced no-nonsense football with world-class flair and finesse, Keane’s talent and commitment as -
Bruce Grobbelaar
Bruce Grobbelaar is this weird guy you used to get, who played in goal for Liverpool. Born in South Africa, Grobbelaar took dual British/Zimbabwean citizenship because South Africa was at the time rightly regarded -
Mexico National Football Team
Mexico’s national team has a proud tradition of being eliminated in the second round of the World Cup. El Tri will always qualify for the World Cup finals because of the notoriously forgiving qualification -
2002 FIFA World Cup
The 2002 World Cup was hosted in Japan and South Korea. There was a glut of bizarre results but in the end the tournament fizzled out and Brazil won it as usual. Due to a -
Great Goalscorer/Scorer of Great Goals
Great Goalscorer and Scorer of Great Goals are designations given by pundits to players. Due to the two terms having primarily the same words but in a different order, idiots such as Alan Shearer, Mark -
Group of Death
Cup draws were once upon a time a straightforward yet fairly exciting process. Weary old gentlemen like Bert Millichip would mechanically draw pairs of numbered balls out of a velvet bag until none were left -
Manchester City
Manchester City have spent much of their recent history being Manchester United’s poorer, shitter relations, but these days they are United’s richer, shitter relations. Aside from a very short period of success in -
Michael Owen
te amo Michael James Owen (born 14 December 1979 in Chester) used to be one of the world’s best strikers but these days he’s a perennially injured forlorn character. -
Steve McClaren
Steve McClaren (born Fulford, May 3, 1961) is a decent enough club manager who became a laughing stock when he ballsed up the England job and mistakenly thought he could speak Dutch. An average footballer -
Mark Lawrenson
Mark Thomas Lawrenson (born 2 June 1957 in Penwortham, Lancashire) was a key component in Liverpool’s greatest ever defence, but he has overshadowed that achievement by becoming one of football’s most universally unpopular -
Eredivisie
The Eredivisie (literally,'Honour Divison') is the top-tier of Dutch football and home to the 4 Dutch clubs that are actually relevant. These clubs are Ajax, PSV Eindhoven, Feyenoord and (for that one season -
David Seaman
David Andrew Seaman MBE (born 19 September 1963 in Rotherham, South Yorkshire) was a magnificent goalkeeper, a thoroughly decent bloke and an abject TV presenter. Incomprehensible Yorkshireman Seaman developed at Leeds United before arriving at -
Sven-Goran Eriksson
Sven-Göran Eriksson, (born 5 February 1928 in Sunne) is a Nazi war criminal and retired Swedish football player whom, surprisingly, went on to manage several major European clubs, as well as the English and -
Haircuts
Over the years, a great number of footballers have let themselves down with haircuts that just aren’t good enough. In the old days, footballers used to look like blokes you get in a warehouse -
Pointless Competitions
Over the recent history of football, a large amount of time and effort has been wasted playing needless competitions. These tournaments typically involve too few teams to generate any suspense (as in the Rous Cup -
USA
The United States of America is a federal republic in North America. The USA is one of the biggest and most populous nations and has the largest economy in the world. It is most famous -
James Corden
James Kimberley Corden, OBE (born 22, August 1978 in Hillington London) is an English actor, writer, producer, comedian, television host, and singer whose rise to fame via a women's sit-com prompted an unprecedented -
2006 World Cup
There can be little doubt the 2006 World Cup was one of the poorest ever staged, eclipsing even the farce that was the 2002 tournament, largely due to the fact that people were actually able -
Luton Town
Luton Town are a former top-level club who are now completely screwed. For most of their history, Luton were a minor club, mostly known for their occasional mentions on national television, courtesy of celebrity -
Cameroon National Football Team
With a history of giant-killings, sendings-off galore, constant in-fighting and crazy kits, the Cameroon national side are every neutral’s dream. Unlike certain other African nations who regularly book a place in
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